February 2012
5 posts
Surf Boat.
A surfboat is an oar-driven boat designed to enter the ocean from the beach in heavy surf or severe waves. It is often used in lifesaving or rescue missions where the most expedient access to victims is directly from the beach.
January 2012
2 posts
SEXY KIDS ARE BACK.
I wrote the first thing I’ve written in months today.
The lyrics to the next Sexy Kids song.
December 2011
29 posts
1 tag
November 2011
10 posts
Your job should not be fun (Sept. 2011)
I fucking hate when people have a good ol’ chat with the barista at a coffee shop.
Sure, she can probably boil milk while having a conversation just fine but there’s this feeling that if the annoying, stay-at-home mum with nobody else to talk to all day but her shitty, crying baby wasn’t chewing my coffee-maker’s ear off , she might be making it that little bit faster.
They really do need a...
Bullshit show review (old)
Show Reviews for shows I didn’t pay attention to.
Can you write a review about a show you didn’t know was happening, had no intention of going to and really couldn’t give a shit about?
Fuck it, I’m gonna try!
So it starts with Sunday afternoon, I’d been fucking around the house all day doing housework, washing clothes, dishes and other general bullshit so my other half could sit on her arse...
Assholes
The fucking cunt people from the office who go to the coffee shop as a group and can’t leave until every single, fucking one has their stupid latte.
You’re clogging up the small amount of space in the cafe.
Fuuuuck ooooffffffff.
October 2011
3 posts
Tumblr check 1, 2.
What is this?
September 2011
3 posts
Bleeerrrgghh →
New blog on the vine.